guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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