I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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