I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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