Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Who died my cat blue again?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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