why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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