Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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