I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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