I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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