I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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