Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
