Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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