One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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