her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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