He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
its liver damage thursday
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