I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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