Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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