somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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