Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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