well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Welp...herpes.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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