Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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