kristin has been a bad kristin
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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