"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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