Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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