My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Let's get the cat blown out
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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