Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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