Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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