I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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