Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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