Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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