Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
its liver damage thursday
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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