turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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