My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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