Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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