The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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