Where are you?
In a non slutty way
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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