i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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