is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
false alarm. still invincible.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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