yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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