Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Randomize
