i just google imaged poop.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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