Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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