The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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