i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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