Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
