Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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