We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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