We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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