i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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