I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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