TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
