it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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