I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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